I just heard the funniest web developer joke. I just had to share it…
A web developer’s wife asks him to go to the store.
Wife: “Pick up a carton of milk and, if they have eggs, buy 12.”
Her husband goes to the store and returns with 12 cartons of milk.
Wife: “What the hell, husband!”
Husband: “They had eggs.”
Don’t get it?
$milk = 1;
if ($eggs){
$milk = 12;
}
return $milk;
Get it now? Oh, never mind!