A Quick Web Developer Joke

I just heard the funniest web developer joke.  I just had to share it…

A web developer’s wife asks him to go to the store.

Wife: “Pick up a carton of milk and, if they have eggs, buy 12.”

Her husband goes to the store and returns with 12 cartons of milk.

Wife: “What the hell, husband!”

Husband: “They had eggs.”

Don’t get it?

$milk = 1;
if ($eggs){
$milk = 12;
}
return $milk;

Get it now?  Oh, never mind!